Five Steps to a Health Diet

[angelwing]

The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to:

A. List your ten favorite foods.

B. List your five favorite beverages.

C. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.

D. List water.

E. Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.

[southerngale]

LOL

...and then when e.coli or salmonella is found in C, drink only D. When you start to get really hungry, sneak something from A and tell the FDA to "Bite me."