Men's Language Translated (to be fair)

[pojo]

Alright guys...here's what you mean...

What a man says, what he really means...
- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
- I'm tired = I'm tired
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
- You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
- You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
- Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
- Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
- I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go

[David]

! So true....... Thanks for the laugh.

[mf_dolphin]

And your point would be? Men are such simple creatures! Feed us, love us and stay away from our beer and remote control and we're happy capmers!

[VanceWxMan]

ROFL!!! Yeah so true I love this one

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?

LOL!
Aaron

[chadtm80]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!