Dirty Tricks

[Janice]

What is the dirtiest trick you pulled on someone or someone pulled on you?

Me... in high school, I was mad at a guy and I bought two fresh fish and put them in the backseat of his car. It was summer. He never proved it was me. Man, was he mad; the car really stunk.

[O Town]

I will have to give my trick some thought, can't recall anything I did off the top of my head.

[JenBayles]

Very early in the first office job I ever had, I got to share an office with the dumbest woman on the planet. She po'd everyone with her constant screwups, and then proceeded to keep her job by screwing the male staff - upper management of course. She had some scruples. Anyway, one day I swapped the Page-up and Page-down keys on her keyboard. She spent a good hour on the phone with the internal Help Desk, and finally one of the computer dudes personally came by and inspected it. Took him awhile before he snapped to what the problem was.

Dave and his work buds always had some kind of practical joke going on. I used to sabotage one guy's cigarettes - small explosive devices, filled up the filter with White Out... things like that.

[vbhoutex]

I guess I'm an old poop head. I never did like practical jokes and I don't remember doing any, though I probably did a few.

[MomH]

When I was a teen my folks owed a small hotel that catered to working class men, usually road construction workers or caddies at the two huge local, expensive, tourist resort hotels. They would be with us for months at a time and come back every year. Teasing me was a given and a constant. One day I decided to "get back" at the worst teaser, a 6'6" lanky young man. The next time I had to change his bed sheets---- I short-sheeted them. Late, late that night when he came in a good bit tipsy he woke the whole hotel yelling, "GD it Judy. I'll get you for this." He never did. We came to an agreement. A lot less teasing would mean no more short sheets.

[alicia-w]

i remember something during my first tour in the AF at McChord AFB. One of the guys was getting out and we superglued him into his field jacket. Superglue in the zipper and all the snaps.... we also used to put silicone on the earpiece of the phone

[azsnowman]

Putting a 5 gallon plastic bucket in a walk in meat freezer half full of water, took it out, put the meat managers keys on top of the ice, filled the bucket rest of the way with water, put it BACK in the freezer!! The keys were frozen SOLID in 5 gallons of ICE!

Putting a for sale sign on the meat managers car, a TOTALLY restored 69 Volkwagen Karmingia, the sale price you ask? $800 or best offer! (The car was worth OVER $15,000)...he had phone calls by the HUNDREDS for WEEKS on end, day AND night!

[O Town]

Putting a 5 gallon plastic bucket in a walk in meat freezer half full of water, took it out, put the meat managers keys on top of the ice, filled the bucket rest of the way with water, put it BACK in the freezer!! The keys were frozen SOLID in 5 gallons of ICE!

Putting a for sale sign on the meat managers car, a TOTALLY restored 69 Volkwagen Karmingia, the sale price you ask? $800 or best offer! (The car was worth OVER $15,000)...he had phone calls by the HUNDREDS for WEEKS on end, day AND night!

Those are good Dennis.


I guess the meat manager was not a very likable person, or either he was well liked with a sense of humor.