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Funny Christmas AFDs from NWS forecast offices

#1 Postby Coredesat » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:03 pm

This is sort of OT, sort of not, so I decided to post it here. Mods can move it wherever they think it should go.

I was looking at various AFDs over the past couple days and found a nice gem from NWS Amarillo:

FXUS64 KAMA 242150
AFDAMA

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AMARILLO TX
350 PM CST MON DEC 24 2007

.DISCUSSION...
IT IS THE AFTERNOON BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ONCE AGAIN THIS YEAR
THE NWS IS FORECASTING ON THE METEOROLOGICAL FRONTIER.
THE MODELS ARE IN DISCORD WITH THIS TROF ON THE WAY...
AND WE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF SNOW IS IN PLAY.

THE NAM IS IN A HURRY WHILE THE GFS KEEPS THINGS SLOW.
WHICH ONE TO BELIEVE AND DO I CONTINUE WITH SNOW?
TEMPERATURES WILL BE COLD BUT MOISTURE IS LACKING.
SURFACE WINDS WON/T HELP BECAUSE THERE ISN/T ANY BACKING.

WITH DRY AIR AT THE SURFACE AND NO HOPES FOR SOUTHEASTERLY FLOW...
MOISTURE WILL HAVE TO FALL FROM ALOFT TO DOWN BELOW.
WITH SO MANY DIFFERENCES FROM MODEL TO MODEL
I FOLLOWED THE GFS SO I WON/T HAVE TO TWADDLE.

THE SLOWER PROGRESSION REQUIRED SOME CHANGES...
I ADJUSTED THE TEMPERATURES AND EXPANDED DIURNAL RANGES.
WARMER IN THE SOUTHEAST AND COOLER IN THE NORTHWEST
DUE TO THE FRONTAL TIMING THAT THE GFS MIGHT SUGGEST.

POP CHANCES HAVE BEEN UPPED LATE TUESDAY INTO WEDNESDAY.
30S NORTH TO 20S SOUTH AS THE GRIDS WILL DISPLAY.
WITH THIS FAST MOVING STORM AND THE DYNAMICS GOING NORTH...
ONE INCH OR LESS OF SNOWFALL IN THE GRIDS WILL GO FORTH.

TEMPERATURES ON WEDNESDAY WILL BE A BIT COOL.
THE AVERAGE OF GUIDANCE SEEMS LIKELY TO RULE.
SNOW SHOWERS COULD LINGER ACROSS THE FAR EAST...
THE TIMING OF THE TROF WILL DETERMINE WHEN THEY CEASE.

A PROGRESSIVE PATTERN WILL CONTINUE INTO EARLY NEXT WEEK...
THE MODELS ARE PERSISTENT WITH JUST A BIT OF CRITIQUE.
TEMPERATURES WILL REMAIN AT OR BELOW CLIMATOLOGICAL NORMS
AND PRECIP CHANCES DEPEND ON THE STRENGTH OF THE STORMS.

FOR THE LAST FIVE DAYS OF THE FORECAST THINGS APPEAR IN GOOD SHAPE
BESIDES...THE STORM FOR LATE CHRISTMAS LEFT A PRETTY FULL PLATE.
MINOR ADJUSTMENTS WERE MADE TO SOME OF THE FIELDS...
WE WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE WHAT MOTHER NATURE MIGHT YIELD.

TO THOSE WHO MIGHT COMPLAIN THAT THIS DISCUSSION IS IN RHYME...
MY APOLOGIES TO Y/ALL...I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME.
FOR WE AT THE NWS HAVE TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS DAY
AND I TRY TO HAVE FUN WHEN I CANNOT GO OUT AND PLAY.

REGARDLESS OF THAT...WE WILL BE SITTING RIGHT HERE
KEEPING OUR EYE ON THE WEATHER...BE IT CALM OR SEVERE.
TO CLOSE OUT THIS DISCUSSION...AND I KNOW I AM RIGHT...
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM NWS AMARILLO AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

JORDAN

There's also this from NWS San Juan last night:

THIS OVERNIGHT TRANQUIL WEATHER PATTERN WILL ALLOW FOR A SMOOTH
RIDE FOR SANTA AND HIS REINDEER. LATEST POLAR ORBITING SATELLITE
IMAGERY AND NORAD DEFENSE SYSTEMS ARE CURRENTLY TRACKING A SMALL
FEATURE JUST PASSING GREENLAND AT THIS TIME. GFS ENSEMBLE ANALYSES
DEPICT THIS FEATURE TO EVENTUALLY TRACK ACROSS PUERTO RICO BY
OVERNIGHT TONIGHT.


Oddly enough, there was no further mention of that "feature"! ;)
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#2 Postby Coredesat » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:16 pm

I forgot to mention this one from NWS Key West:

000
FXUS62 KKEY 250842
AFDKEY

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION FOR THE FLORIDA KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KEY WEST FL
340 PM EST TUE DEC 25 2007

...DUE TO THE DREADED LACK OF COLD AIR...KEYS COMMUNITIES WILL BE
FOILED ONCE AGAIN IN EXPERIENCING A WHITE CHRISTMAS...

(snip)

.CLIMATE...
DESPITE HAVING WEAK LOW LEVEL LIFT AND AMPLE MOISTURE...ONE RATHER
KEY INGREDIENT BEING "COLD AIR" IS LACKING TO FULFILL A WHITE
CHRISTMAS.
ALTHOUGH SO CLOSE...OUR RECORD STREAK OF CONSECUTIVE
YEARS WITHOUT A WHITE CHRISTMAS IN KEY WEST IS NOW 137...WITH
RECORDS GOING BACK TO 1871. OH WELL...MAY BE NEXT YEAR.
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Re: Funny Christmas AFDs from NWS forecast offices

#3 Postby Cookiely » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:21 pm

Thank you for posting those.
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#4 Postby Brent » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:38 pm

Coredesat wrote:I forgot to mention this one from NWS Key West:

000
FXUS62 KKEY 250842
AFDKEY

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION FOR THE FLORIDA KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KEY WEST FL
340 PM EST TUE DEC 25 2007

...DUE TO THE DREADED LACK OF COLD AIR...KEYS COMMUNITIES WILL BE
FOILED ONCE AGAIN IN EXPERIENCING A WHITE CHRISTMAS...

(snip)

.CLIMATE...
DESPITE HAVING WEAK LOW LEVEL LIFT AND AMPLE MOISTURE...ONE RATHER
KEY INGREDIENT BEING "COLD AIR" IS LACKING TO FULFILL A WHITE
CHRISTMAS.
ALTHOUGH SO CLOSE...OUR RECORD STREAK OF CONSECUTIVE
YEARS WITHOUT A WHITE CHRISTMAS IN KEY WEST IS NOW 137...WITH
RECORDS GOING BACK TO 1871. OH WELL...MAY BE NEXT YEAR.


:roflmao:
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