Middle Age Experience

[angelwing]

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
God, she asked,' Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a
tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'

God replied,



'Girllllll l , I didn't even recognize you.'

[Cryomaniac]

That made me laugh.