Gentle Thoughts for Today

[angelwing]

Gentle Thoughts for Today--


Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!

[wbug1]

Very good stuff, but the roman XL is 40 thing is lost on me. On second thought, maybe not.

[Nimbus]

Very good stuff, but the roman XL is 40 thing is lost on me.

Don't feel bad I'm still working on Angelwings redneck thanksgiving post and its almost Easter

[wbug1]

No, I got it 5 seconds after typing in "don't understand". Hey, what's with the hex codes showing for the colours on the right? Was it always there?