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So, that would make the Washington Monument a what?

#1 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue Jul 08, 2003 4:14 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... nehenge_dc

Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say

TORONTO (Reuters) - Stonehenge is a massive fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who believe they have finally cracked the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

The theory is laid out in a paper entitled "Stonehenge: a view from medicine" in the July issue of Britain's Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine.

"To the builders of the henge, the most critical events in life were birth and death," Anthony Perks, a retired professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of British Columbia, wrote in the paper.

He noted there was no evidence of tombs built by the original builders.

"Of birth, we could expect little evidence. However, evidence may be there but so large as to be overlooked."

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

"Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?" the article wondered, adding that when comparing "the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity."

Perks, who is traveling in England, could not be reached for comment.

The mysterious ancient monument on Salisbury Plain is recognized around the world for its circle of standing stones.

Perks said the ancient sacrificed child found at nearby Woodhenge bolsters his theory and said an excavation at Stonehenge could produce a similar find.

"In ancient societies, ideas of a dominant creator, a Mother or Earth Goddess, were widespread," Perks wrote. "If ideas of Earth Mother originated with, or were shared by, the people of the henge, Stonehenge could represent, symbolically, the opening by which Earth Mother gave birth to the plants and animals on which the ancient people so depended.

"The henge would honor her for giving them both life and livelihood."

Scholars say Stonehenge, a World Heritage site, was built between 3000 and 1600 BC. Theories for why it was built range from a temple, an astronomy site, and a variety of spiritual and temporal purposes.

For a time during the Bronze Age, 2000 BC to 800 BC, Stonehenge was used for ceremonial burials of local chieftains.
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Duck here again...

Bizarre, totally bizarre. First, it's a religious altar, then it's a calendar, then it's a beacon for extraterrestrial life. Now this?

I think it's an illustration of a hurricane formation. :1:

~Duck
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#2 Postby coriolis » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:42 pm

Who is paying for this "research?"

My theroy is that stonehenge was built by the ancestors of the people who make crop circles. Almost a joke, to impress and confuse people.
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#3 Postby breeze » Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:15 pm

I think Stonehenge is simply an ancient calender....

...but, I do wanna know if these researchers are the same
patients who decipher ink blot images, all day...?
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#4 Postby streetsoldier » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:13 pm

Poppycock and balderdash, I say ye!

Stonehenge's astronomical utility has been proven time and again (movable stones, for example, which correctly identify lunar/solar phenomena, and accurately compensate for the 1/4 day-per-year difference in any given four-year cycle).

As to graves, there are mass grave sites all over the Salisbury Plain dating from the several periods of construction, showing that this was an ongoing process involving thousands of people, using minimal tools and massive physical labor.

Some show clear generational significance (families for four to six generations in succession dedicated themselves to the works), while others display interested people of importance, and their artifacts, from as far away as modern Switzerland interred close by.

That Stonehenge was known to the Late Stone/Early Iron Age peoples throughout western Europe is well documented; WHY, is still a mystery.
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#5 Postby blizzard » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:57 pm

I think that it is some rather large stones piled in odd ways....lol

WOW, next year it will depict the image of a grey Squirrel
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#6 Postby coriolis » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:29 pm

It was an ancient game of Mah-jong. The symbols have faded from the stones long ago. It took years to play one game. The Britains actually lost their land to the Romans in an epic "best two out of three" match that lasted from 77 AD to 84 AD
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#7 Postby streetsoldier » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:33 pm

Queen Boudicca, the Iceni, Trinovate, Atrebate, Dumnoni, Silure, Regni, Canti, and all the other Celtic tribes of Britain would be glad to hear it, but a bit bewildered...they thought it was a battle against II Legion "Augusta" and its commander, Suetonius. :?:
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#8 Postby coriolis » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:47 pm

Next time I see them, I'll try to explain.
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#9 Postby azskyman » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:10 pm

...a permanent source of viagra.
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#10 Postby streetsoldier » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:50 pm

Steve,

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(...I needed that!) :lol:
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#11 Postby Lake Effect1 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:39 am

I wonder how he came up with that one??? some kind of obsession with female anatomy???? :lol: :lol: :lol: very strange.
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#12 Postby pojo » Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:03 am

LOL Poppysky!!! :D :D :D :D

What to depict next, the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Sears Tower? The WTC towers (before 9-11)? Space Needle?
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#13 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Jul 11, 2003 3:24 pm

After reviewing aerial photos of the site, and some of the "reconstructed" one in Canada, I'd hazard that it looks like the head of a spotted owl... :o
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