I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

[chadtm80]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[O Town]

Celery?..............bwaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha
Funny stuff........

[tropicana]

not just plain ole celery... WET celery hahahahahahaha is there a difference? hahahha

[Brent]

[Jinkers]

[Janie2006]

And that, folks, is what we call a "faux pas"!

[bvigal]

Oh my! That's the best laugh out loud and tears down the cheeks I've had in a while!
THANKS!!!!!

[JonathanBelles]

LOL!!