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#1 Postby blizzard » Fri Jul 11, 2003 3:08 am

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash

Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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#2 Postby ColdFront77 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 3:18 am

Great headlines! :lol: There are actually hundreds and hundreds of them.

Thanks for sharing them, Blizzard. :)
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#3 Postby hunter84 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 3:26 am

those are hillarious
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#4 Postby firefighter16 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 3:45 am

Hey if you got more share them. I think their great. :)
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#5 Postby Lake Effect1 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:03 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D
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#6 Postby JCT777 » Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:35 am

Very funny stuff! :lol: I particularly enjoyed "Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead". LOL! :D
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#7 Postby pojo » Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:00 am

Those were interesting and funny! Keep em coming :D :D :D
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#8 Postby Colin » Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:41 am

LOL! :lol: Thanks Blizzard... :)
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#9 Postby Stephanie » Fri Jul 11, 2003 10:20 am

Those are really funny! :lol:
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#10 Postby WidreMann » Fri Jul 11, 2003 2:01 pm

This is why we need inflections in English ;).
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#11 Postby azskyman » Sat Jul 12, 2003 9:23 am

How about...

Television Anchor Sinks to New Low.
Body Found In Alleyway; Police Have No Where To Turn

and I laughed when a local clothing advertiser hoped for more business with...

Ladies Panties - half off.
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#12 Postby TexasStooge » Sat Jul 12, 2003 12:49 pm

LOL Funny Stuff!
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#13 Postby David » Sat Jul 12, 2003 2:40 pm

:lol: Funny! Thanks for sharing!
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We had a Headline

#14 Postby Aslkahuna » Sat Jul 12, 2003 4:32 pm

once in our local paper that read: Supervisors Wary About Growing Smarter :D Jay Leno has a headlines segment on his show every Monday Night.

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#15 Postby GalvestonDuck » Sat Jul 12, 2003 4:59 pm

Reminds me of something that bugs the quack out of me -- when radio and TV newscasters say "He was sentenced to die today." No, idiot...it should be "He was sentenced today and received the death penalty" or something else that doesn't make it sound like his death penalty is to be carried out today.

Just bugs me everytime I hear it...and I hear it alot down here in TX.
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