This one's better furluvcats

[j]

The Welfare Office

A man walked into the local welfare office,
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I
hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a
job,"

The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing
is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy
man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a
big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties
are provided. Because of the long hours of this job,
meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas
holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a
year!"

The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"

The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well,
you started it."

[furluvcats]

Ha ha ha

[firefighter16]