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Girl's Night Out

#1 Postby bfez1 » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:30 pm

Two women decided to go out one evening without their husbands. Laughing
>the
> entire evening away and finding that they had consumed entirely too much
> wine, they decided it was time to head home.
>
> They were about halfway home when both ladies decided that they needed to
> find a bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a
>cemetery.
> Though a little bit scared, they decided they couldn't wait any longer,
>and
> would just have to stop there.
>
> Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they soon discovered they had no
> toilet paper or Kleenex. But the trip being an urgent one, they decided
>to
> 'just make do'!
>
> The first one decided to use her panties and then discard them.
>
> The second one had on new panties and not wanting to leave them behind
> grabbed a big ribbon from a floral wreath on the gravestone next to her.
>
> The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
>phone,
> and one said to the other: "You know, we'll have to keep a closer watch
>on
> our wives; it seems that those two were up to no good last night. My wife
> came home in the wee hours without her panties."
>
> The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky, mine came home with a card
> stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you - The Carboni
>Brothers." >>
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#2 Postby southerngale » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:32 pm

ROFLOL!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby breeze » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:00 pm

LMAO!!!! :lol:
GOOD One!
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#4 Postby therock1811 » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:40 pm

Uh......nothing I could say about this one......
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#5 Postby coriolis » Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:26 pm

Did that really happen?
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#6 Postby bfez1 » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:12 pm

It's a joke! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#7 Postby Pro-Storm » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:34 pm

coriolis wrote:Did that really happen?

Very good!
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#8 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:07 pm

ROFLMBO :-)
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#9 Postby hunter84 » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:10 pm

Funny :)
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#10 Postby furluvcats » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:54 pm

Thats really just too funny!
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#11 Postby Stephanie » Sat Jul 19, 2003 10:03 am

:lol:

Where do you get these? Your jokes are great!
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#12 Postby David » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:53 pm

Lol. Good joke. :D
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#13 Postby Amanzi » Sat Jul 19, 2003 6:34 pm

ROFLMAO.......
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#14 Postby azskyman » Sat Jul 19, 2003 11:34 pm

A new definition for MOONLIGHT in the cemetery.
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