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#21 Postby Category 5 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:35 pm

vbhoutex wrote:What if the bullfrogs wings fell off?


I'd sell them on Ebay

What if every weather satellite and radar went down?
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#22 Postby CajunMama » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:39 pm

Several posters who copy & paste here would be in severe withdrawel :ggreen:

What would happen if you won a lottery?
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#23 Postby Category 5 » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:01 am

CajunMama wrote:What would happen if you won a lottery?


I'd buy my girlfriend an engagement ring and about 10,000 other things, and then hide from the IRS.

What if (when?) the economy completely collapsed?
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#24 Postby coriolis » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:19 pm

I'd start writing a book about it.

What if they repealed the law of gravity?
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#25 Postby CajunMama » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:25 pm

I'd be floating on cloud 9! :lol:

What if you came across a puppy/kitten stranded on the side of the road?
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#26 Postby coriolis » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:29 pm

Ugh, you ask the hard questions!

I'd stop what I was doing, accept that I'll be late for the life or death meeting at work and take it to the SPCA.

What if they doubled the law of gravity?
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#27 Postby vbhoutex » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:22 pm

I probably couldn't move at all!

What if Britney Spears was a man?
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#28 Postby Cyclone1 » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:14 pm

I would say Britney is a strange name for a man, and then judge his parents for raising him as a woman. Then I would spend a few minutes baffled about how he gave birth to two children, and then the media would catch onto conspiracy with headlines like: "PREVIOUSLY FEMALE POP SINGER STEALS BABIES USING PREGNANCY AND FALSE GENDER AS COVER UP". At this point I would probably lose interest, and just pass it off as a scam (s)he pulled to get back into the spotlight.



*ahem*

What if you accidentally ate a disco ball?
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#29 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:08 am

Cyclone1 wrote:What if you accidentally ate a disco ball?


Um, maybe I should let someone else answer this considering the first thought(s) that came to my mind!!!! :cheesy: :cheesy:
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#30 Postby TYNI » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:41 am

vbhoutex wrote:
Cyclone1 wrote:What if you accidentally ate a disco ball?


Um, maybe I should let someone else answer this considering the first thought(s) that came to my mind!!!! :cheesy: :cheesy:



Ok. I'll keep it clean (not the first thing that came to mind, though) :eek: .

You would all see the love inside me radiate out to the whole planet :cheesy: .

What if cars ran on Coors Light?
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#31 Postby coriolis » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:13 pm

I'd have an excuse for getting a couple 40's on the way home from work.

What if brown cows really did give chocolate milk?
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#32 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:32 pm

Dairy farmers would become rich.

What if chocolate milk was the only fuel available?
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#33 Postby O Town » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:54 pm

LOL, yummy. Then we would be better off, it would be easier on the wallet. :roll: :P

What if Christmas was tomorrow?
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Re: The "What if...?" thread

#34 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:29 pm

For the first time in forever the stores would be too late putting out their Christmas merchandise.

What if Christmas was yesterday?
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#35 Postby Category 5 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:50 am

vbhoutex wrote:For the first time in forever the stores would be too late putting out their Christmas merchandise.

What if Christmas was yesterday?


I overslept.

What if the world was taken over by robots designed by snickering MIT students?
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Re: The "What if...?" thread

#36 Postby somethingfunny » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:14 am

Category 5 wrote: What if the world was taken over by robots designed by snickering MIT students?


The world would be saved by paydaying Texas Tech students within 24 hours, although Fox might split it into a whole season and with commercial breaks it could take longer.

What if gas went back to $0.35 cents a gallon?
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#37 Postby Category 5 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:13 pm

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Category 5 wrote: What if the world was taken over by robots designed by snickering MIT students?


What if gas went back to $0.35 cents a gallon?


I'd start driving.

What if your favorite sports team folded?
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#38 Postby coriolis » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:11 pm

I'd start looking ahead to next year

What if your word processor ran out of "o's"?
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#39 Postby Cyclone1 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:22 pm

Mst f my wrds wuld lk quite like this.

What if you won Storm2k.org?
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#40 Postby DanKellFla » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:50 pm

What if..
We could put the Mortgage Brokers and Bank Officiers that approved stupid loans in jail?
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