Scientific explantion of Government

[mf_dolphin]

The Heaviest Element Known to Science

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Aslkahuna]

Here I thought that there could never be found any logical or scientific explanation for the existence of Government

Steve

[vbhoutex]

That's not what my uncle said he was working on when he was there. No wonder he was so secretive about his job!!!!

[azsnowman]

Ommmmmm, I'll tellin', this is a political post *tsk, tsk*!




























JUST kiddin'

[Stephanie]

The post is all encompassing and SOOO true.

[mf_dolphin]

Not political...just scientific. In my 52 years it's the only description of government that I've found that makes sense

[x-y-no]

Not political at all - there's no partisan differentiation.

This is more of a statement of the basic nature of things.

[azsnowman]

Not political...just scientific. In my 52 years it's the only description of government that I've found that makes sense

I KNOW....I was just ribbin' ya Brother Believe me, I work for a municipal government and there ain't ONE lie!