The Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, the young woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and she flashed a quick smile to the bus driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this maneuver would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a bit more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a bit more determined smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more - but again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked the young woman up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
Infuriated, she turned to the would-be Samaritan and shrilled, “How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!”
The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, miss, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”
The Zipper [Just for Laughs]
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The Zipper [Just for Laughs]
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