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angelwing
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Glass Eye

#1 Postby angelwing » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:14 am

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies

















Wait for it



















It's coming















The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
















She says,

'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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Re: Glass Eye

#2 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:36 pm

GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3 Postby JonathanBelles » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:18 pm

LOL! Still funny!
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Re: Glass Eye

#4 Postby HurricaneBill » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:42 am

Contrary to popular belief, Sandy Duncan does NOT have one.

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