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#1 Postby j » Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:36 am

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
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#2 Postby Stephanie » Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:40 am

:lol:

Good one j!
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#3 Postby ameriwx2003 » Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:50 am

LMAO!!!!!!!
Good one!!!!!!!:):)
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#4 Postby Colin » Mon Aug 04, 2003 12:44 pm

ROTFLMAO!!! :lol:
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#5 Postby David » Mon Aug 04, 2003 3:52 pm

I belive that was already poster by someone a week or so ago, but funny nonetheless.
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#6 Postby weatherlover427 » Mon Aug 04, 2003 3:58 pm

:lol: Never seen that one before but it's funny! :D :)
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#7 Postby Pburgh » Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:05 pm

I think the Snowman wrote that. lol Good one.
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#8 Postby coriolis » Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:35 pm

These things really fly around the internet! I get a lot of the same ones at work.
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