Oops...Would You Marry Again?

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Oops...Would You Marry Again?

#1 Postby angelwing » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:27 pm

Would You Marry Again?




A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Stupid me!"
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#2 Postby coriolis » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:03 pm

The only way to never get caught is to never do anything wrong!
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#3 Postby HURAKAN » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:24 pm

LOL ... sounds like a Tiger Woods conversation!!!
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#4 Postby Jack8631 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:14 pm

*Golf clap* very good show! :lol:
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