Did I read that sign right?

[angelwing]

Did I read that sign right?








In an office:


TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.





In a Laundromat:


AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.




In A London Department Store:


BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS




In an office:


WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER
STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.




In An Office:


AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.




Outside A Second-Hand Shop:


WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING... BICYCLES, WASHING
MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?




Notice In Health Food Shop Window:


CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.




Spotted In A Safari Park:


ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.




Seen During A Conference:


FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.




Notice In A Farmer's Field:


THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.




On A Repair Shop Door:


WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)




Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn


to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.