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Monday Humor

#1 Postby angelwing » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:38 am

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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#2 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:36 pm

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#3 Postby Florida1118 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:02 pm

I thought it was good... :lol:
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#4 Postby JonathanBelles » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:41 am

Very cute!! lol
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#5 Postby coriolis » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:28 pm

I missed that on monday, but it was still good on tuesday.
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#6 Postby StormingB81 » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:22 pm

LOL!!!! Now thats funny!
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