For the ladies

[angelwing]

After being married for 44 years, I tool a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old girl.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a plama screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman, She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, be driving a cheap car, be sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10-inch black and white TV

[Stephanie]

I'd have to tell him that he's not holding up his end of the bargain...