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Two little old ladies

#1 Postby angelwing » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:02 pm

Two little old ladies

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Warning swallow your beverage before reading....



Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!''

''You're on!'' said the other old lady, holding up a $10.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

''What happened?'' asked her waiting friend.

''I won $1000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'.''
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Re: Two little old ladies

#2 Postby bvigal » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:27 pm

:roflmao:
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Re: Two little old ladies

#3 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:39 pm

Glad you gave the warning. I would have sprayed the entire room, much less my computer!!!! ROFLMAO!!!
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#4 Postby Pburgh » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:18 am

Hey, I really got good use out of the $1000!!!!!!!!
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#5 Postby vbhoutex » Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:33 pm

Pburgh wrote:Hey, I really got good use out of the $1000!!!!!!!!

How did I know it was you? :P :lol:
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#6 Postby Pburgh » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:19 pm

It probably had something to do with the "boring life". LOL :wink:
.......or maybe the Chardonnay!!! :oops:
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#7 Postby Dee Bee » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:56 pm

... that would be me! :lol:
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#8 Postby Pburgh » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:58 pm

which one....the boring life or the chardonnay???lol
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Re: Two little old ladies

#9 Postby Dee Bee » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:36 pm

Actually, the "dried arrangement"! :wink:
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#10 Postby Pburgh » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:17 am

lol :lol:
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