Shampoo Alert (Just for Fun)

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Shampoo Alert (Just for Fun)

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:07 pm

At last! Now I know why I have a problem with my weight.

As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The label on the shampoo that runs down my entire body in the shower reads "for extra volume and body." Seriously, why have I not noticed this before? Now I understand why I am so "full-figured."

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says right on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

It pays to read the warning labels, my friends! :eek:
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Re: Shampoo Alert (Just for Fun)

#2 Postby vbhoutex » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:04 pm

:uarrow: I came to the same conclusion recently, but I must use the shampoo that is left in the bottle. I am not one to waste things. Hopefully I will begin to shed the weight once I start using a different shampoo. :cheesy: :cheesy: Now off to the shower!! :eek:
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Re: Shampoo Alert (Just for Fun)

#3 Postby MomH » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:41 pm

Does anyone know where I can buy Dawn in 5 gallon containers?? Need it badly!!! :-)
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Re: Shampoo Alert (Just for Fun)

#4 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:43 pm

MomH wrote:Does anyone know where I can buy Dawn in 5 gallon containers?? Need it badly!!! :-)

If you find out let me know!! I'll be in line right there with you!! :cheesy:
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Re: Shampoo Alert (Just for Fun)

#5 Postby somethingfunny » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:47 pm

This is unrelated to the joke, but why do they sell soaps with moisturizers and glycerin in the South? I never feel dry after using those!
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#6 Postby Pburgh » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:49 am

Dawn it is!!!!! Do they have tanker trucks that deliver Dawn?? :lol:
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