1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.
2 . All idiots, after reading #1 will try it...
3 .. and discover #1 is a lie .
4 . You are smiling now because you are an idiot .
5 . You soon will share this with another idiot .
6 . There is still a silly smile on your face . I sincerely apologize about this.
