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Let him come back

#1 Postby angelwing » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:43 am

Let him come back

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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"


Neighbors feared him.

They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said,

"Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And I know he won't ask for directions."
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#2 Postby LilGrimmy » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:56 pm

Haha, that lady is smart. If this happens when I get married and it's time for time for him to die, his ass will be upside down too. Have fun digging to China. What a guy.
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#3 Postby JonathanBelles » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:38 pm

hahaha!!!
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