#6167 Postby Texas Snowman » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:52 pm
PWC Preps "Operation Glaciation" for Texas Winter Weather Fans
Austin, Texas -- After two brushes with significant winter weather over the past several days, the Portastorm Weather Center in scenic southwest Austin went into full blown "Groundhog Mode" earlier today.
Seen ducking in and out of doors at the PWC weather center, chief forecaster Portastorm was spotted this afternoon with a bundle of folders under his arm that read "Top Secret: Winter Weather Eyes Only!"
When asked about the folders, Portastorm smiled wryly and said "I'd better not tip my hand too soon. But the bottom line is that we are in Groundhog mode at PWC, getting ready to unveil "Operation Glaciation" to the delight of winter weather lovers across the great state of Texas. If things go as planned, expect six weeks of wintry fun."
When pressed for details, Portastorm answered "I'll defer to my esteemed colleague Ntxw for a full explanation next week. But suffice it to say that we had a covert operation a couple of weeks ago and wrestled the Texas weather machine away from Lord Vader over in Houston. All of that talk of a progressive flow, no snow for you, and 90 degree weather in February was just too much. I went undercover, feigned a mid-winter meltdown and pretended to switch over to the dark side. It was all a ruse to cover the tracks of our crack team of special agents who snuck into Wxman57's bike shed and stole the weather machine back."
Portastorm said that his office is setting the Texas weather machine dials carefully after a couple of near misses and big storms that hit to the east in Louisiana and at other points across the South.
"We thought we had things where we wanted them last week but we were a few degrees off in our calculations. As a result, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Beaumont, and even the Rio Grande Valley got a taste of winter weather, but not the full blown event that we are hoping to provide by season's end. We love our friends in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina. But they've had their winter fun, it's our turn now."
Adding to the intrigue, the PWC released a prepared statement this afternoon from its North Texas operations director, Ntxw: ""The -EPO is approaching -2SD's (daily values) and the WPO has begun it's trek downwards and is well in negative territory. There is a well advertised Aleutian ridge that will park into Alaska. This feature, an omega block, will likely send our -EPO into the 3-4 SD's below normal - similar to that of early December - so expect a similar cold snap to bleed down the Rockies next week. Likewise the PNA is rapidly falling and will approach negative sending the Polar jet down from Canada/Alaska into the southern Rockies and southern plains. A couple of big storms will come out of this configuration."
Will one of those storms be a big "Hey Lucy! In Your Face!" storm for central and SE Texas? Will North Texas get the 10-20-inch snowfall some model runs were tantalizing winter weather fans with overnight? Will storms and cold and rumors of storms and cold rule Texas weather in February? Will cold worthy of the hushed tones of February 1899 enter into the Storm2k weatherboard conversation?
"I can't say for sure," smiled Portastorm. "But we like the trends. And we think we've got the weather machine tweaked to our liking. We'll see. At the very least, it's hidden safely away from you know who."
Without addressing any questions from the gathered press - including whether the weather machine is hidden in North Texas under the watchful care of The Professor, rumored to be the next esteemed member of the PWC weather family - Portastorm smiled and left the building.
"Just stay tuned next week and through the month of February," he said in his best Elvis voice. "If you liked early December in Texas, you're going to love the period of Groundhog Day to the Ides of March."
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