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I wish I would have thought of the screen name dittomonkey!
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That I could Tom. That would actually be even funnier. But then I would lose my posting status and I would no longer be a Cat. 5.
I'll stick with weather 24-7 being my screen name for now! Maybe one day I could be bestowed the honorary screen name DittoMonkey2.
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DittoMonkey2, Garrett? Naw, wx247 is
much easier to spell!
Hey, Tom, sorry I missed you last night - I
guess us old folks poop out early in the night!
LOL! I've got to go to a inservice at the hospital,
today, so, I'll be on this evening.
Well I am glad that there wasn't a mess to clean up this morning.
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While the S2K bar is getting remodeled this afternoon I think I will watch some football. See ya'll later today!
Garrett
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: You don't recognize anyone, and don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your Karaoke singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: You don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Call Taxi
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Swear you will never drink again.
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