#3339 Postby dhweather » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:06 pm
What Winter?
Dallas, Texas (AP)
As Texans run around half naked in unusually warm 70-80 degree weather in February, some are asking about the Winter that wasn't for 2015-2016. "I ain't never seen it warm like this in February" said Jim Bob of Corsicana, "my wife got mad at me and made me sleep outside, it was really comfy out there. This is punishment?"
Lee Roy of Lewisville laughed when asked about the weather across North Texas "two, maybe three months ago, it rained so much, everyone was worried that the dam on the lake was about to fail. Mother Nature took care of that by throwing us back into drought. See how everything just works out!"
Meanwhile, down in South Texas, a man that only identified himself as "wxman57" stopped his bicycle ride to let the AP talk with him about the weather. "I normally do not ride my bike in only my yellow speedo thong, but dang, it is so warm out here, I don't want to get overheated or anything."
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