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The "END is NEAR!"

#1 Postby azsnowman » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:12 am

*The End Of The World*

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
"ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 100 YEARS

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD
SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

IBM: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!

N.Y. Post: WHAASSSUP ?

Boston Globe: STRONG N.E. WINDS PREDICTED

Cuba Libre: BUSH BLOWS UP WORLD

Arizona Republic: TEMPERATURES EXPECTED TO HIT 1016 F TODAY


Dennis 8-)
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#2 Postby Guest » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:22 am

Good one Dennis. My fave is:

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
"ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

LOL
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#3 Postby JCT777 » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:22 pm

LOL!! That was great! :lol:
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#4 Postby JQ Public » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:10 pm

FUnny!!!
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#5 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:10 pm

LOL!!!
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#6 Postby Amanzi » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:06 pm

LOL I kind of like this one
"Arizona Republic: TEMPERATURES EXPECTED TO HIT 1016 F TODAY " at least for some anyhow ;)
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#7 Postby David » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:03 pm

Lol... good one. :D
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#8 Postby JetMaxx » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:38 pm

ROFL!!!! :D
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#9 Postby ColdFront77 » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:18 am

Most of you know, I got to love.....

"Boston Globe: STRONG N.E. WINDS PREDICTED"

:D :P
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#10 Postby pawlee » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:30 am

repent ye sinners! THE REAR HAS NO END!
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