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An Offensive Offender

#1 Postby southerngale » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:53 am

A robber who hit two Miami banks might have gotten away with his crimes if his feet hadn't gotten sore. After wandering out of his second bank robbery in 20 minutes, police said Daniel Gallagher stopped to rest his tired feet. He plopped down on a patch of grass to relax, unfortunately, his lounging spot was within sight of a police officer questioning a witness. "His feet were tired," said Detective Delrish Moss. "He's a bank robber. I didn't say he was brilliant."
Police say that during his hold-ups, Gallagher threatened to detonate a bomb unless the teller handed over $100. It was later discovered his "explosive" was a cold can of Miller beer in a bag. When he was taken to police headquarters, he revealed his motive, saying, "I'm ugly and I smell bad, so I can't get a job. I gotta get money somehow."
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#2 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:20 am

Oh my! :lol:
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#3 Postby Amanzi » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:57 am

"He's a bank robber. I didn't say he was brilliant."
That pretty much sums it up right there :lol:
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#4 Postby JetMaxx » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:15 am

"I'm ugly and I smell bad, so I can't get a job. I gotta get money somehow."

Wonder if the clueless idiot ever heard of deoderant and a facelift. Oh well, maybe he'll learn about them in prison :D :D
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#5 Postby JCT777 » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:28 am

JetMaxx wrote:"I'm ugly and I smell bad, so I can't get a job. I gotta get money somehow."

Wonder if the clueless idiot ever heard of deoderant and a facelift. Oh well, maybe he'll learn about them in prison :D :D


LOL!! :lol: I also hear that showering and shaving more than once a year can help that situation. :D
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#6 Postby stormchazer » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:15 pm

...and I thought I had a tough life...LOL!!
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