Airline Plan

[TexasStooge]

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, while at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women, our airlines should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would
have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[stormchazer]

I would fly that airline! Finally, Bill has a good idea.

[Guest]

As an airline employee, I vote for this solution!
Can I add minimum bra measures?

Ciao
Paolo