In A Perfect World...
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In A Perfect World...
Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?
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Re: A Perfect World
Now that I think of it all bottles should be square, a uniform size and stackable.
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Re: A Perfect World
All gin should be " Navy Strength "
Wait one let me text that hypothesis.
Wait one let me text that hypothesis.
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Re: A Perfect World
Refreshing Shower Gel or anything that smells like schnapps should be 40 proof.
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Re: A Perfect World
Then there's Jägermeister developed in Germany by a hunter in the vinegar manufacturing industry. Much like gin the proof is in the normal range of a digestif (an after dinner alcoholic beverage), but unlike gin the alcohol is added to the botanicals.
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gigabite wrote:Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.
That's me right there!

I actually eat my chinese fried rice with a spoon, keeps the rice from falling between the fork's points.
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FireRat wrote:gigabite wrote:Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.
That's me right there!![]()
I actually eat my chinese fried rice with a spoon, keeps the rice from falling between the fork's points.
plow shares can always be beaten back into swAuards ...et vir, a ortras
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gigabite wrote:wearing a face mask isn't license to dress poorly.
Very true, but it does permit one to do so anonymously

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Re: In A Perfect World...
gigabite wrote:Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?
jagermeister wants a word with you (even though it isn't a beer)
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DioBrando wrote:gigabite wrote:Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?
jagermeister wants a word with you (even though it isn't a beer)
Jagermeister, ist nur ein Rechteck, not the basis of a platonic solid. It is a cure for flatulence.
Please!!!! How can you do square shooters with a drink from a rectangle?
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Re: In A Perfect World...
gigabite wrote:Double Stuffed Oreos wouldn’t exist.
Uh, I don't think so.

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