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- ghostwolf65
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Woohooo I am here tonight - gonna hold up this barstool and watch the action LOL - looks like Southerngale has her boy toys around her tonight - aka, Stormsfury, Ghostwolf and KOW.....hmmmm
I think I'll put some $$ in the jukebox and play some goodies but oldies....anyone have any requests....
I think I'll put some $$ in the jukebox and play some goodies but oldies....anyone have any requests....
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- ghostwolf65
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hey.........i got the scoop on SF and king
Two little boys (SF and king) in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first
school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. SF was
to say "My fair maiden....I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul
with hope".
King was to reply by saying "Hark! a pistol shot"
Well on opening night in the school auditorium, they were a
bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with
grown-ups.
The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember
to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two were
terrified.
They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. SF yelled out these unforgettable words............
"My fair maiden....I have come to kiss your snatch!..and fill your hole
with soap."
King screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of poop, horse poop, cow poop, bull poop....I never wanted to be in this
lousy play anyway...
Two little boys (SF and king) in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first
school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. SF was
to say "My fair maiden....I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul
with hope".
King was to reply by saying "Hark! a pistol shot"
Well on opening night in the school auditorium, they were a
bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with
grown-ups.
The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember
to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two were
terrified.
They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. SF yelled out these unforgettable words............
"My fair maiden....I have come to kiss your snatch!..and fill your hole
with soap."
King screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of poop, horse poop, cow poop, bull poop....I never wanted to be in this
lousy play anyway...
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hey guys..............ya oughta tune in to my show so ya can hear these stories live LOL
Tune in on Stormdancing Radio at http://radio.stormdancing.net:8000 all requests & dedications gladly accepted........
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Tune in on Stormdancing Radio at http://radio.stormdancing.net:8000 all requests & dedications gladly accepted........

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ghostwolf65 wrote:hey.........i got the scoop on SF and king
Two little boys (SF and king) in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first
school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. SF was
to say "My fair maiden....I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul
with hope".
King was to reply by saying "Hark! a pistol shot"
Well on opening night in the school auditorium, they were a
bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with
grown-ups.
The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember
to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two were
terrified.
They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. SF yelled out these unforgettable words............
"My fair maiden....I have come to kiss your snatch!..and fill your hole
with soap."
King screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of poop, horse poop, cow poop, bull poop....I never wanted to be in this
lousy play anyway...
HMMMMMMM..........LOL..........So thats sounds like me Ticka??????
Anyways i have a easy request you should love Ticka..........How about cranking up some Metallica.......Master of puppets album??????? Time to switch to my screwdrivers!
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SG's first barber shop trip
SG went to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the chair eating a cupcake, while her dad gets his
haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna
get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits
too."
She stands next to the chair eating a cupcake, while her dad gets his
haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna
get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits
too."
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