Situations Hallmark doesn't cover

[TexasStooge]

I don't know if this is posted before, but here goes...

1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love.
(inside card reads)
After meeting you ... I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life ....
(inside card reads)
I never believed in Hell Until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card reads)
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go,
(inside card reads)
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry ...
(inside card reads)
Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age ...
(inside card reads)
Almost life-like!

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me...
(inside card reads)
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time .
(inside card reads)
What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ...
(inside card reads)
It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend If we were on a sinking ship And there was only one life jacket...
(inside card reads)
I'd miss you terribly And think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday. . .
(inside card reads)
So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia).

14. Looking back over the years We've been together, I can't help but wonder .
(inside card reads)
What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
(inside card reads)
Too bad no one likes your husband.

[Lindaloo]

I have seen this before, but still get a kick out of it. LOL!!!

[StormCrazyIowan]

LMAO, I hadn't seen it, those are good!

[Guest]

LOL, too funny. First time for me seeing these too. Thanks!

[Pro-Storm]

Very funny stooge :23: (especially #7)

[Stephanie]

Those were funny Stooge!

[JCT777]

LOL! Those cards aren't easy to find, I'll tell you that.

[TexasStooge]

LOL! Those cards aren't easy to find, I'll tell you that.

True. LOL!

[stormchazer]

Those were good...like to use a few of them.