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Let's get in the spirit!!!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:12 am

What key has legs and can't open doors?

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A turkey!
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#2 Postby GalvestonDuck » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:39 am

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

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Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:47 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?


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If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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#4 Postby GalvestonDuck » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:09 pm

How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Just one but it takes 5 hours
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#5 Postby bfez1 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:18 pm

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

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Because they use such FOWL language :lol:
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#6 Postby GalvestonDuck » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:21 pm

Why can't pilgrim's keep their pants up?

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Because they wear their belts on their hats!
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#7 Postby JCT777 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:32 pm

LOL! These are great! :lol: Keep 'em coming. :)
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#8 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:33 pm

:lol:

Now I'm in the spirit to eat- thanks!! j/k... :D
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#9 Postby Colin » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:20 pm

LOL!!!! :D :lol:
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#10 Postby wx247 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:00 pm

bfez1 wrote:Why can't you take a turkey to church?

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Because they use such FOWL language :lol:


These are all great, but this one has me in stitches. :lol:
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#11 Postby bfez1 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:01 pm

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

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Because he had the drumsticks
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#12 Postby pojo » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:08 pm

OMG those are hilarious!!!

the more you laugh, the more you ease the daily stresses :D
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#13 Postby bfez1 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:17 pm

pojo wrote:OMG those are hilarious!!!

the more you laugh, the more you ease the daily stresses :D



See, that's my point! :D
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#14 Postby pojo » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:18 pm

Its a darn good point too!!!

Perfect timing also....all the hardships of college for this week are over....time to laugh!
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#15 Postby bfez1 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#16 Postby sunnyday » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:10 pm

How fun these jokes are, especially the turkey joining the band because he has drumsticks. :lol:
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#17 Postby GalvestonDuck » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:25 pm

What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

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He was tickled to death!
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#18 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:29 am

What happened to the Pilgrim who was almost shot by the Indian?

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He made an arrow escape!
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#19 Postby JCT777 » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:39 am

Good ones, Duck! :lol: BTW - Where are you finding these?
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#20 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:50 am

All over the net! :)
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