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Airline "sniffer"..

#1 Postby j » Mon Nov 24, 2003 11:17 am

A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when another man

with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him. The Lab is

situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically

at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.



The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer. He's a sniffing dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds.

It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.

He says, "Good boy."

The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.

The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man.

A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.

Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the seat.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "How disgusting! What's going on?"

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
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#2 Postby JCT777 » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:57 pm

LOL! :lol:
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:00 pm

LOL!!!
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#4 Postby stormchazer » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby stormraiser » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:11 pm

:D
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:41 pm

My sentiments exactly!!! :lol:
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#7 Postby azsnowman » Mon Nov 24, 2003 6:31 pm

Sounds like Sweetz "LOL!" She's a GGgggreat SAR Dog......but a little on the chicken side!

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