#2444 Postby HockeyTx82 » Mon Jan 19, 2026 8:25 am
STORM2K WEATHER BOARD
TRANSITIONAL PRODUCT – FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
WXMAN57 ESCALATING POLAR SITUATION STATEMENT
ISSUED: As model convergence reaches “uh‑oh” levels
VALID FOR: The State of Texas and all who fear sleet more than taxes
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...MODEL CONSENSUS NOW STRONGLY SUPPORTING A WINTER STORM...
...WXMAN57 HAS MOVED FROM “EYEING THE EXIT” TO “PACKING THE SUITCASE”...
...POTENTIAL WATCH UPGRADE TO FULL WARNING NOW UNDER REVIEW...
Recent model trends show significant alignment on a winter storm impacting Texas, with deep moisture, sufficient lift, and cold air arriving on schedule. Ensemble support has increased sharply, and deterministic runs are no longer behaving like caffeinated squirrels.
Confidence is rising enough that a full-fledged Wxman57 Polar Warning is now under active consideration.
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Probability Assessment
Based on current trends:
- Winter precipitation somewhere in Texas: 80–90%
- Statewide cold outbreak: 85–95%
- Wintry impacts in major metros (DFW, Austin, San Antonio, Houston): 50–70%
- Wxman57 boarding a southbound flight: 92%
- Storm2k thread adding 50+ more pages: 100%
Percentages subject to change with the next 06z run, which historically ruins everything.
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Discussion
Model Trends
- Moisture return is robust, with multiple sources feeding the system.
- Cold air is not retreating, a rare and concerning development.
- Upper-level support is stronger and more consistent than earlier runs.
- Ensembles show tightening clusters, reducing uncertainty.
- Several solutions now depict significant winter weather impacts across portions of Texas.
Wxman57 Position
Given the above, Wxman57 is now:
- Upgrading the situation from “Pre‑Escape” to “Warning Review Stage”
- Acknowledging that a Polar Watch is likely to be replaced by a Polar Warning
- Preparing to issue the full warning if trends continue for another cycle
- Monitoring for any rogue model runs that attempt to sabotage the consensus
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What This Means for Storm2k Posters
Do:
- Begin serious preparations for potential winter weather
- Expect travel impacts, school disruptions, and pipe concerns if trends hold
- Watch for official Wxman57 Polar Warning issuance
- Keep your posts grounded in data, not -removed-
Do Not:
- Declare “historic storm incoming” based on one map
- Panic-buy 14 gallons of milk
- Assume your exact backyard precipitation type is known
- Tag Wxman57 in every single ensemble member
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Bottom Line
A winter storm for Texas is becoming increasingly likely, with strong model support for moisture, cold air, and lift. Confidence is high enough that a Wxman57 Polar Warning may be issued soon if trends continue.
THIS STATEMENT WILL BE UPDATED
…when confidence reaches warning criteria, or when the 06z run breaks the hearts of millions.
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