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#1 Postby deb_in_nc » Sat Dec 06, 2003 5:40 pm

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.
> > >
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
> > >
We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass
man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Have a great day!
:lol:

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#2 Postby stormy » Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:57 pm

that is great and o so true. too funny
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#3 Postby azsnowman » Sun Dec 07, 2003 7:59 am

Ha-ha-ha (as he says sarcasticly)

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#4 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Dec 07, 2003 8:29 am

I guess we know who is going to get that lump of coal in her stocking.......:)
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#5 Postby azsnowman » Sun Dec 07, 2003 8:31 am

AND a "Bag of Switches!"

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#6 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Dec 07, 2003 8:38 am

I'll start buildin the shed.... :lol:
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#7 Postby deb_in_nc » Sun Dec 07, 2003 6:42 pm

That's okay. I can use the sticks a coal to keep warm with. See, if you look close enough you can find a use for anything.

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#8 Postby stormy » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:20 pm

u go deb. u get 2 points
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#9 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:34 pm

You go Deb - you can start the fire and keep it going with a bag of switches and a lump of coal....

Tell Az and FF to get lost LOL...
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#10 Postby streetsoldier » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:15 am

Now we know why Santa is always SOOOOO jolly...he knows where all the bad girls are (and, from this thread alone, so do we)!!! :wink:
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