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#41 Postby David » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:40 am

ticka1 wrote:
Lindaloo wrote:
southerngale wrote:Men change lightbulbs??? :eek:



LOL!!!



yeah right.....dream on....



Hey now.. I change the lightbulb in the basement where I am, so don't say we don't change them

Also, i'd prefer to stay away from the joke that i'm a "boy", and not a "man". :)
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#42 Postby Guest » Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:10 am

Hey now. How's the men end up on top? We need to knock them back down. ;)
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#43 Postby coriolis » Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:13 am

coriolis wrote:
Aw shucks, I thought that the thread "The women of S2K" was a photo gallery, If you know what I mean.


Score one for the women because by Ed's own admittance, men's minds are always in the gutter!! WOO HOO!!



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Things have a way of evening out!
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#44 Postby HurricaneGirl » Sat Dec 06, 2003 10:35 am

:D I for one am glad to have a man that will remove spiders from the premesis. :eek:
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#45 Postby southerngale » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:00 pm

Hey ya'll, David said he changed a lightbulb!! WOO-HOO....guess we should throw him a party or something. ;)

Congrats David! :P
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#46 Postby David » Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:42 pm

Send all donations to..... :lol:

Thanks, Kelly. :P
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#47 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:47 pm

ROFL!!!

I agree HG, if men aren't good for anything else, at least they kill those creepy-crawlers!!! (Of course you get those ROTTEN few who will chase you around with one just to watch you [me!] become hysterical!!) :grrr:
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#48 Postby weatherlover427 » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:03 am

Some women kill creepy crawlers too... ;)
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#49 Postby NEwxgirl » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:48 am

mine takes out the trash without having to be asked. :D
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#50 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:24 am

How'd you manage that NEwxgirl? I've been trying to get mine to do it for 4 years, yet when I ask him, there's only a 50/50 chance it will get done. Let me in on the secret please. ;)
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#51 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:53 am

What men really mean......

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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#52 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:54 am

Lottery Winner...

A woman rushes home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, she slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, 'Oh my gosh! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
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#53 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:01 am

Hanging by a rope.....

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men, and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.

Never under estimate the evil of a woman.
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#54 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:15 am

Q: Why did God make men before women?

A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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#55 Postby Guest » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:16 am

What did God say after creating man?
"I must be able to do better than that."

What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
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#56 Postby GalvestonDuck » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:51 pm

ROFL!
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#57 Postby Stormsfury » Sun Dec 07, 2003 5:41 pm

j wrote:Look ladies..If it means that much to you to be on top, be our guests. If you could just move slightly to the left so we can catch the news it would be greatly appreciated.


Hey ... I LIKE a woman on top! :lol:
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#58 Postby Stormsfury » Sun Dec 07, 2003 5:47 pm

HurricaneGirl wrote::D I for one am glad to have a man that will remove spiders from the premesis. :eek:


Hmmm ....

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#59 Postby RNS » Sun Dec 07, 2003 5:55 pm

Stormsfury wrote:
j wrote:Look ladies..If it means that much to you to be on top, be our guests. If you could just move slightly to the left so we can catch the news it would be greatly appreciated.


Hey ... I LIKE a woman on top! :lol:


Agreed - 1000000%
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#60 Postby RNS » Sun Dec 07, 2003 5:56 pm

RNS wrote:
Stormsfury wrote:
j wrote:Look ladies..If it means that much to you to be on top, be our guests. If you could just move slightly to the left so we can catch the news it would be greatly appreciated.


Hey ... I LIKE a woman on top! :lol:


Agreed - 1000000%


one of the reasons i learned how to take out the trash HAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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