12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

BEER980 · #1 Postby **BEER980** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:53 am

12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

OK, everyone,

sing along, cadence notwithstanding ...

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to
me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 8-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in
their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,

(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge
have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been
revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

and...

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Oh, heck! Happy Holidays!!!! (unless otherwise prohibited by law) *

*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with a suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.

#2 Postby **wx247** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:55 am

LMAO.

That is too funny! :lol:

I loved the part about the swans and reintroducing the animals to the native habitats. :lol:

Josephine96 · #3 Postby **Josephine96** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:23 am

LOL.. It is funny. You should have seen it when I was in high school. Our Girls basketball team came up with it's own version of the song lol

StormCrazyIowan · #4 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:36 am

ROFL!! Good un!! Though I don't think you'll catch me singing it anytime soon! :lol:

Josephine96 · #5 Postby **Josephine96** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:37 am

LOL Jacki.. me neither. Especially since we may be getting nasty weather tonight lol

BEER980 · #6 Postby **BEER980** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:40 am

I thought it would be a nice change from my usual terrorist warning posts.

Josephine96 · #7 Postby **Josephine96** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:41 am

LOL true.. Nice change, that's for sure..

TexasStooge · #8 Postby **TexasStooge** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:55 pm

LOL!! Too funny!!

#9 Postby **coriolis** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:08 pm

It makes me just want to take some liberal and smack 'em in the head.

12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

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