Bizarre Acts of Dumbness

southerngale · #1 Postby **southerngale** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:28 pm

A man who said he was "tired of walking" stole a steamroller
and led police on a chase that never went over 5 mph. Fina-
lly, a police officer walked up and jumped onto the machine,
forcing the man to stop.

A businesswoman was at work one day in San Francisco when a
colleague saw her take out her credit card and slide it into
the 3.5-inch floppy drive on the computer. Her colleague
asked her what she was doing and she explained that she was
shopping on the Internet.

A 23-year-old woman was arrested at the Salt Lake City air-
port hotel when she tried to pay for her visit with three
$16 bills.

A man who installed windows in skyscrapers was showing his
customers how strong each pane of glass was by getting a 10-
foot running start and jumping against the windows from the
inside. However, the windows must not have been as strong as
he thought: one shattered and he plummeted 27 stories to his
death.

Two Texas men tried to rob an ATM by attaching the ends of a
chain to the front of the machine and the bumper of their
truck. When they pulled, the bumper fell off the truck. The
men then panicked and fled the scene, failing to notice that
their license plate was still on the bumper.

Josephine96 · #2 Postby **Josephine96** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:31 pm

I like the 1 about the steamroller lol :lol:

stormraiser · #3 Postby **stormraiser** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:31 pm

Did they fail to get in line when they were handing out brains or something?

#4 Postby **CaptinCrunch** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:35 pm

I LOVE STUPID PEOPLE

Josephine96 · #5 Postby **Josephine96** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:35 pm

LOL Storm Raiser.. they must have

Pro-Storm · #6 Postby **Pro-Storm** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:26 pm

Yea....that was funny! Credit card in the floppy disc port??? LMAO

weatherluvr · #7 Postby **weatherluvr** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:53 pm

Pro-Storm wrote:Credit card in the floppy disc port??? LMAO

So THAT'S why none of my eBay orders have come??? :oops:

BTW... J/K!

blizzard · #8 Postby **blizzard** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:11 pm

CaptinCrunch wrote:I LOVE STUPID PEOPLE

I agree, makes the rest of us that must smarter on the curve...lol

hunter84 · #9 Postby **hunter84** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:16 pm

Here's your sign! As Bill Engvald would say

TexasStooge · #10 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:48 am

LOL! I like the Texas one.

Pro-Storm · #11 Postby **Pro-Storm** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:40 pm

weatherluvr wrote:
So THAT'S why none of my eBay orders have come???

BTW... J/K!

I should've told my wife and kids to do it that way....... :23:

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