Jacko converts to Islam...WHY?

#1 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:22 pm

This just in from Patti Anne Browne of FoxNews...last night, Michael Jackson converted to the "Nation of Islam", a group led by Louis Farrakhan, before formal charges were to have been brought against him for child molestation this afternoon in Santa Barbara, CA.

The question is...WHY? What does Jacko hope to gain by this sudden move? :?:

TexasStooge · #2 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:29 pm

Guess he wants everybody's attention. Who knows...

GalvestonDuck · #3 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:29 pm

Makes no sense to me. He used to be a Jehovah's Witness.

Lindaloo · #4 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:38 pm

Farrakhan? NUFF SAID!

#5 Postby **coriolis** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:20 pm

#1 It's a "jailhouse conversion" to exhibit remorse and claim that "all is forgiven"

or

#2 It's a way to claim "oppression" and thereby get sympathy.

Take your pick. Both equally bogus.

David · #6 Postby **David** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:21 pm

^^ That explains all.

rainstorm · #7 Postby **rainstorm** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:28 pm

YEA, he is a black guy that altered his appearace to be white, now he wants to be conveniently "black" again, to claim racism

stormraiser · #8 Postby **stormraiser** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:20 pm

LOL Rainstorm, how true. He is a man of convenience. There was a report not too long ago that he was into Scientology and a "Children's" fundraiser that he ran gave most of their money to different Scientology organizations. He is one leopard that has and will again change his spots, but the inside is still rotten to the core.

rainstorm · #9 Postby **rainstorm** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:26 pm

i am sure his lawyer geragos advised him to "convert" lol!!
his new name will be "makmood al touchboy"

WXBUFFJIM · #10 Postby **WXBUFFJIM** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:12 pm

LOL Rainstorm :lol:

Jim

#11 Postby **streetsoldier** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:38 am

The consensus from the legal eagles "On The Record" with Greta van Susteren sems to be that the N-O-I will play the "race card" to the hilt publically, and already asss
ert that Jacko was "brutally mishandled" by the officers that arrested him. :?:

I think his adopted Islamic name should be "Allahu-al-Backdoor, Sharif of the Blue Oysters"... :roll:

GalvestonDuck · #12 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:07 am

Gross!

stormchazer · #13 Postby **stormchazer** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:14 am

How about:

Allaboh Belukin

stormraiser · #14 Postby **stormraiser** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:11 pm

LOL rainstorm, that was funny.

GalvestonDuck · #15 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:18 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 1218191417

True? Not true? I guess we'll find out from Jacko himself...when and if he comes back from London. :roll:

#16 Postby **coriolis** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:08 pm

If he comes back.

pawlee · #17 Postby **pawlee** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 12:16 pm

what a wanker... throw him over in afghanistan with all the other muslims. i'm sure he'd be welcomed with open arms.

Lindaloo · #18 Postby **Lindaloo** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 3:27 pm

If Jackson stays in London, then that is enough proof for me that he is guilty.

Anonymous · #19 Postby **Anonymous** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:21 pm

streetsoldier wrote:This just in from Patti Anne Browne of FoxNews...last night, Michael Jackson converted to the "Nation of Islam", a group led by Louis Farrakhan, before formal charges were to have been brought against him for child molestation this afternoon in Santa Barbara, CA.

The question is...WHY? What does Jacko hope to gain by this sudden move?

And it turns out this isn't true...Gee thanks FoxNews the bastion of accuracy!

Stormsfury · #20 Postby **Stormsfury** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:21 pm

rainstorm wrote:i am sure his lawyer geragos advised him to "convert" lol!!
his new name will be "makmood al touchboy"

streetsoldier wrote:I think his adopted Islamic name should be "Allahu-al-Backdoor, Sharif of the Blue Oysters"...

ROTFLMAO

Jacko converts to Islam...WHY?

Jacko converts to Islam...WHY?

LOL

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