A Little Hard to Swallow

southerngale · #1 Postby **southerngale** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:53 pm

A woman who swallowed a 1.5 carat diamond ring had no choice but to give up the evidence when nature called, Florida police reported. A Clearwater, Florida Police Department spokesman said that 38-year-old Mary Flowers was arrested last week after she was caught on surveillance tape swallowing the $20,000 ring at a jewelry store in a mall.
She denied digesting the ring until an X-ray revealed that it was inside her. She was held in a jail cell under observation until she passed the ring through her digestive system on Monday. Flowers was charged with grand theft and bail was set at $5,000. Police are keeping the ring until the case is over.

Josephine96 · #2 Postby **Josephine96** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:55 pm

That's a pleasent way to open the lunch hour :lol:

j · #3 Postby j » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:03 pm

hmmmm...I wonder if they sat there watching and waiting for her to give up the evidence. I mean just how do you go about getting it back with any shred of dignity? after all..prisoners have rights!

JCT777 · #4 Postby **JCT777** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:03 pm

I am just glad I did not have the job of cleaning the ring after it was, uh, "passed". :eek:

southerngale · #5 Postby **southerngale** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:11 pm

Ewwww John, I'd rather die!

GalvestonDuck · #6 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:15 pm

Wonder if she was trying to make a motion to suppress evidence.

Brings new meaning to "being in chambers."

David · #7 Postby **David** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:00 pm

Yuck....

Josephine96 · #8 Postby **Josephine96** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:34 pm

LOL we can delete that story now

#9 Postby **george_r_1961** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:52 pm

j the problem in this country is prisoner rights..shes a thief plain and simple..and i see nothimg wrong with the method used to retrieve the evidence.

Skywatch_NC · #10 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:14 pm

Guess the carrot salad from yesterday wasn't the only carats she delivered on the "throne". :eek:

weatherluvr · #11 Postby **weatherluvr** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:17 pm

Skywatch_NC wrote:Guess the carrot salad from yesterday wasn't the only carats she delivered on the throne.

#12 Postby **azskyman** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:40 pm

She probably grew up being told that eating carats would help her eyesight!

Skywatch_NC · #13 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 9:31 pm

azskyman wrote:She probably grew up being told that eating carats would help her eyesight!

LOL Steve

j · #14 Postby j » Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:55 am

george_r_1961 wrote:j the problem in this country is prisoner rights..shes a thief plain and simple..and i see nothimg wrong with the method used to retrieve the evidence.

george...you obviously don't know me very well yet.

blizzard · #15 Postby **blizzard** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:45 am

j wrote:
george_r_1961 wrote:j the problem in this country is prisoner rights..shes a thief plain and simple..and i see nothimg wrong with the method used to retrieve the evidence.

george...you obviously don't know me very well yet.

j, the epitome of sarcasm huh?? lol

initially i thought of making a comment to that statement, j, but then I saw who it was from .lol

#16 Postby **vbhoutex** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:54 am

And to think I was doing marbles and pennies(when I was younger)!!! My what we learn with "maturity". :eek:

UUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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