A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little farther and saw another pen with a sign that said:
"This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could
REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said: "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he
should eventually make a full recovery.
Cows!!!
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