S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

stormchazer · #1 Postby **stormchazer** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:06 pm

Good Day all...I'm Jara Jennings with the first S2K election 2004 update.

Its early in the season but already we have frontrunners. Azskymen gets the early nod from the Male Chauvinist Pig Party. He has already received several endorsements from powerhouse figures like WX247 and others. Linaloo is leading the Females Luv PMS Party and has already hinted that she would be reorganizing the S2K House with multi-colored throw pillows.

The hangers on are already positioning themselves for Cabinet appointments such as Stormsfury for Minister of Bikini Contest, Helen/rainstorm in dual control of the Federal Reserve AND the General Accounting Office, and BEER for Secretary of Defense, just to name a few.

The race is far from over as Jacki-Lynne, while humming the Spongebob theme, has created an exploratory committee for a run at the S2K House. It also should be mentioned that JCT777 is pushing Marva to make a run.

Thats all for now! Look for further reports from roving reporters inside the S2K beltway here at WS2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced.

(Amateur Reports Welcomed!!!!)

rainstorm · #2 Postby **rainstorm** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:17 pm

TAX CUTS!! thats my platform

David · #3 Postby **David** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:19 pm

Too funny.

Suzi Q · #4 Postby **Suzi Q** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:24 pm

Marva? Me run? For what? I could run for press secretary, I'd put a REAL spin on things! But I don't have the minimum 500 posts, so doesn't that make me ineligible?

Guest · #5 Postby **Guest** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:34 pm

And what about me Jara Jenkins??? Where am I in the news... :-)

#6 Postby **azskyman** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:53 pm

...and right here on my platform is none other than Crouton, the original "pig". Obviously Jara, if you are fair and balanced, you are right up there with the remaining Fox news Foxes!

#7 Postby **streetsoldier** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:40 pm

Well, if Jara is to be Storm2K's Kiran Chetry... :wink:

...she must be "bare and falanced", indeed!

For the incoming "President", I propose an AK-type assault rifle, 12-gauge riot gun, a Smith & Wesson .357 and at the very least a Russian Spetsnaz "fighting shovel" be REQUIRED in every household, one per adult...and ask that you consider my experience and qualifications for either Defense or Homeland Security Secretary (I "got the goods", and I'm not ashamed to offer them). :wink:

southerngale · #8 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:56 pm

Hey, I can sing the entire Spongebob theme song as well as Sandi's Texas Song, Ripped Pants and more! :lol:

*Agree with Rainstorm - TAX CUTS

stormchazer · #9 Postby **stormchazer** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:13 am

eb4480 wrote:Marva? Me run? For what? I could run for press secretary, I'd put a REAL spin on things! But I don't have the minimum 500 posts, so doesn't that make me ineligible?

This is an S2K 2004 Election Update, I'm Jara Jenkins.

A strong push is taking place in Congress today to amend the Constitution allowing those with just a 100 post or more to be eligible for Presidential Election. Inside reports focus on supporters of potential candidate Marva, trying to get their canidate on the ballot. We will watch this closely.

Tax cuts and arms lack-of-control are becoming strong election themes. Streetsoldier commenting on Homeland Security says that a gun in every home is the answer. Also, proving we are the "fair and balanced" choice, we are doing the rest of our reports topless. Its what our audience wants.

News outlets are coming under fire for their limited view of the candidates. The Ticka Camp released a statement yesterday complaining of the lack of coverage of their views. I assure them that given Ticka's immense popularity, there is no way that Ticka could be ignored.

More to come!

rainstorm · #10 Postby **rainstorm** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:28 am

tippecanoe and rainstorm too!!!

#11 Postby **coriolis** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:27 am

What's all thiis talk about the right to bare arms? If they want it so bad then rip off their sleeves!

JCT777 · #12 Postby **JCT777** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:52 am

Since Marva does not want to run, the candidate I am backing is rainstorm of the Britney Spears (BS) party.

"Whose finger do YOU want on the nuclear button?? rainstorm for a steady hand!"

stormraiser · #13 Postby **stormraiser** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 12:05 pm

John. If Marva was in, she would just tell people like it is. She made a mockery of the Beat Around the Bush Party, by beating them out of the bush. :lol:

David · #14 Postby **David** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:18 pm

I'll just write my name in..

Suzi Q · #15 Postby **Suzi Q** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:07 pm

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Who said I didn't want to run????? I just said I'd run for Press Secretary, or whatever the person is that gets to tell all the reporters to buzz off. I certainly would never aspire to president-must get my degree first (and get my first book published!) Thank you, DRIVE THROUGH PLEASE.

stormraiser · #16 Postby **stormraiser** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:04 pm

rainstorm · #17 Postby **rainstorm** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:00 pm

"J" FOR VP

BEER980 · #18 Postby **BEER980** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:57 pm

Hey if all I get is the Secretary of Defense position then I will throw my name into the hat. I will start a grass root party named the Militia. Right now Streetsoldier would be front runner for Secretary of Defense and Secretary of Offense.

#19 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:40 pm

Secretary of Defense, I can handle..."Secretary of Offense"? Does this mean I need to fire my deodorant? :eek:

BEER980 · #20 Postby **BEER980** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:12 pm

Nope on the deodorant. Just fire at will.

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