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#21 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:25 pm

ROTFLMAO!!! OK, got it...but, which one of the b@$=@&#$ is "Will"? I can't read their name tapes.

As to "Offense"...rather than "overwhelming force", I'd opt for highly integrated spec-ops to get the jobs done ("I LOVE THE NIGHT LIFE"). :wink:
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#22 Postby stormraiser » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:46 pm

:lol: Bill , just shoot 'em all.
streetsoldier wrote:ROTFLMAO!!! OK, got it...but, which one of the b@$=@?$ is "Will"? I can't read their name tapes.

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#23 Postby pojo » Thu Jan 01, 2004 4:36 pm

this is hilarious.... this is actually a gov't that I would follow! I like the 'presidential' figures along with the cabinet members!
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#24 Postby stormchazer » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:18 pm

Fair and Balanced, I'm Jara Jennings with S2K Election 2004 Update.

The push in Congress continues with Marva supporters taking their case to the Supreme Court. The Court rules that limiting to 500 post gives the impression of impropriety even though it has been in the Constitution for 200+ years. It through its case back to Congress stating the limitation cannot be enforced until the Constitution is clarified. To this reporter, the statement in the Constitution; "Must have at least 500 post " seems clear, but the Supreme Court disagrees. Sources state that Marva will move to have her name immediately placed on the ballot.

Azskyman continues to be the frontrunner but is being chased by newbie and Clinton supported, Rainstorm with J, as the probable VP. Feminist love PMS operative southerngale once more has raised the ugly subject of "hanging chad" but chad says he would settle for image director no matter the winner. There has been a grassroots effort to get David in as a write-in but the pencils in the ballot box may not be sharpened. I sense an election day scandal. A new push is also being made for the confusion added name of Azsnowman. A warning is going out to those in Palm Beach County, FL to READ the ballot closely this time.

The issues for this election get more complex as Dept of Defense to be Beer980 thinks we should all wear deodorant. Sounds a little old fashion to this reporter. Speaker of the House Coriolis, speaking to reporters, is submitting a bill requiring Congress to wear muscle shirts in a show of solidarity for Amendment 2 and the "right to bear arms." He had no comment on the deodorant.

On a more sensitive note, the always rapid-fire EB4480 shocked this reporter and others by taking on the press in an early audition for de-pressed....I mean press secretary. Rightwing radio star Rush Limbaugh calls EB4480, the choice of cooks everywhere and no friend to talk radio or the written press. He did say that if EB4480 ran a few left-wing news stations out of the press room, it could not be a bad thing.

Thats all for now....Jara Jennings...Fair and Balanced reporting.
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#25 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:14 pm

Jara, update...BEER980 recused himself from consideration as Secretary of Defense. Film at 11, 10 Central. :wink:
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#26 Postby Guest » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:20 pm

And don't count the Ticka camp out - we got some mudslinging to do still ...... Oh the secrets I have on that VP of Rainstorm's - Mr 'J'......

More at 10 p.m.????
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#27 Postby David » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:30 pm

Ticka.. I don't think the Pres. can be wild and goes into bars almost every night. ;)
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#28 Postby wx247 » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:35 pm

The one at S2K can. ;)
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#29 Postby Guest » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:42 pm

LOL now David....I'm just visiting with voters....nothing harmful in that - and it helps me understand their struggles...I can bond with the common people - the stormk bar patrons.

Patricia - as PRESIDENT
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#30 Postby wx247 » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:53 pm

lol

Can your slogan be "Patty for P?" ;)
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#31 Postby southerngale » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:54 pm

ROFL Ticka!!! Yep, that's the reason and I can vouch for her. :D
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#32 Postby Guest » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:59 pm

Patricia for President - way to go wx247 - want to be my campaign manager.....

I'll pay you in moonpies.... :-)
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#33 Postby rainstorm » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:01 pm

i challenge my opponents to a fair and open debate!!! and i want bill o'rielly as the moderator!!
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#34 Postby wx247 » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:06 pm

ticka1 wrote:Patricia for President - way to go wx247 - want to be my campaign manager.....

I'll pay you in moonpies.... :-)


sure if they are banana flavored... that would mean jumping ship from the Poppsky campaign. We will see which one has the best bribe. ;)
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#35 Postby Guest » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:20 pm

Sends wx247 a case of banana moonpies...overnight....for his role of my campaign manager...

Rainstorm - I'll debate you....anytime anyplace...but no Bill O'Reily - I want Azsnowman.... :-)
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#36 Postby wx247 » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:25 pm

you got it ticka. LOL!
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#37 Postby azskyman » Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:37 am

So when't the debate? I'll leave my skeleton, Lonica MOOOO-insky, in the closet! She and Trinda Lipp can watch it on TV while their telling "lirty dies" about me!

I'm more interested in catching Obama Sin Laden in 2004 anyway!
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#38 Postby stormraiser » Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:44 am

Oh, boy, this election is heating up now. Hey, Ticka, you can buy my vote with a case of moon pies :wink:
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#39 Postby Guest » Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:26 am

That would be bribery buying someone's vote. And I have to be an outstanding citizen.....NO!!!!

Patricia for President
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#40 Postby j » Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:55 am

ticka1 wrote:And don't count the Ticka camp out - we got some mudslinging to do still ...... Oh the secrets I have on that VP of Rainstorm's - Mr 'J'......

More at 10 p.m.????


Mudslinging? I never would have guessed that the honorable Miss Ticka would resort to such tactics.

Rainstorm - I appreciate the nomination. Am I going to have to do anything? I'm a Southerner now..not really used to working all that hard.
What exactly will my duties be?
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