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Cowboy Boots

#1 Postby bfez1 » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:55 pm

An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin, Texas.

Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and is walking proudly all the way home.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's so different? It's hanging down today it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE?!
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AND ADMIRING MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. ya shoulda bought a hat."
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#2 Postby southerngale » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:56 pm

ROFL!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby Rainband » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:45 pm

That was cute Bon Bon :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby JCT777 » Wed Jan 07, 2004 4:12 pm

LOL! :lol: Too funny.
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#5 Postby stormraiser » Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:01 pm

:eek: LOL That was hilarious
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#6 Postby azsnowman » Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:08 pm

I ain't gonna say a WORD "LOL!"

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