Scorched by a woman!

#21 Postby **Pburgh** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:24 pm

I'm here for ya!!!!!! No problem.

southerngale · #22 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:24 pm

Don't worry Lindaloo, I'm here too! Remember the men vs. women thread...well who came out on top? Us, of course!

blizzard...but I'm not a teenager, I just look like one! hehe :lol:

Marshall, there's nothing wrong with tending to your makeup while driving, just be careful ladies...you might hit a bump and spill your foundation.
j/k on the foundation...only lipstick and powder while I'm driving and I can do both WITHOUT taking my eyes off of the road.

#23 Postby **Pburgh** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:25 pm

Ok guys --- Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mf_dolphin · #24 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:18 pm

Men wouldn't tun into women's rear ends if they were driving instead of doing their makeup or hair LOL

southerngale · #25 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:22 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:Men wouldn't tun into women's rear ends if they were driving instead of doing their makeup or hair LOL

That shouldn't affect the man's driving. Can't he see the car in front of him? lol

mf_dolphin · #26 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:48 pm

Men just have a basic problem with women stopping in the middle of the road lol

#27 Postby **azskyman** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:55 pm

Of course the poor 40-something fellow is now suffering immensely at the gym with a busty young babe in her 20's closely monitoring his now-available abs!

southerngale · #28 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:24 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:Men just have a basic problem with women stopping in the middle of the road lol

Well, I've never stopped in the middle of the road but if I did and you hit me, you're driving too close!

mf_dolphin · #29 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:27 pm

Reminds me of the song "Close to You" by the Carpenters lol

Or the old saying "Lead, Follow, or get the Heck out of the way!"

btw - latest stat - 26% of new Corvette buyers are WOMEN!

Lindaloo · #30 Postby **Lindaloo** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:44 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:btw - latest stat - 26% of new Corvette buyers are WOMEN!

Which is why you men have so many rear end accidents. :23:

JQ Public · #31 Postby **JQ Public** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:54 pm

At least it wasn't on fire in his garage or smthg

furluvcats · #32 Postby **furluvcats** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 12:08 am

Steve...he, how about a young busty, 30 something babe ??? Trophy brides have to be in their 20's???

j · #33 Postby j » Wed Jan 07, 2004 8:51 am

hmmmmm....curiously absent from the statistics (and I'm sure there are a lot of men on this board that can back this up), is the number of rear end collisions that are AVOIDED by male drivers who thank God, have there eyes on the road and are attentive enough to make the last second, life saving evasive maneuvers required to avoid the make-up applying, cell phone glued to the ear, brake locking, road kill avoiding woman drivers out there.

So there!

also.....is it any wonder us men are taking our life in our hands every time we take to the road. How many men do you see driving around with stuffed animals covering the rear window....beads and who knows what else hanging from the rear view mirror completely obscuring there vision. I mean is it any wonder they can see the road at all???

JCT777 · #34 Postby **JCT777** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 10:34 am

I was once rear ended - and it was by a woman who claimed she wasn't paying attention.

southerngale · #35 Postby **southerngale** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:54 pm

Well j, I have had the exact opposite experiences. I always pay attention to the road and assume the other drivers "won't" do what they should do. I drive defensively. The men I know don't use blinkers half of the time and whiz in and out of traffic just asking for someone to hit them.

So there!

blizzard · #36 Postby **blizzard** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:58 pm

southerngale wrote:Well j, I have had the exact opposite experiences. I always pay attention to the road and assume the other drivers "won't" do what they should do. I drive defensively. The men I know don't use blinkers half of the time and whiz in and out of traffic just asking for someone to hit them.

So there!

Quit geting so "defensive" Kelly.....lol

southerngale · #37 Postby **southerngale** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:01 pm

lol blizzard

I was just doing the "So there!" to stay in theme with j....hehe. 8-)

GalvestonDuck · #38 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:04 pm

Oh please...it's not about male drivers v. female drivers, you guys!

It all boils down to what state you're from. Lemme tell ya -- Kentucky drivers are the WORST!!!

j · #39 Postby j » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:05 pm

HMMPH...SO THERE! KELLY

I ride a motorcyle...I have to drive defensively. The blinker thing po's me to no end...I don't care whether its a female adjusting her make-up, or a man watching a female adjust her make-up, there both wrong!

j · #40 Postby j » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:07 pm

GD....just a little male/female banter here. No biggie. Right KellY?

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