>A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car
> > >for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver
> > >for
>some
> > >I.D.
> > >The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
> > >Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer
>
> > >tells her, "It's that thing with your picture
>on
> > >it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her
>
> > >compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the
>compact
> > >to the blonde cop.
> > >The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her
>eyes,
> > >hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says,
> > >"If
>you
> > >had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over,
> > >we could have avoided this whole thing!
Dennis
