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Bumperstickers

#1 Postby deb_in_nc » Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:33 pm

Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.



Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



The proctologist called
...they found your head.



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.



Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.



I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.



WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.



Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.



If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.



Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!


Welcome to America
...now speak English
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Re: Bumperstickers

#2 Postby OtherHD » Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:17 pm

deb_in_fl wrote:The proctologist called
...they found your head.


The best one! ^
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#3 Postby mf_dolphin » Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:19 pm

I like :

"My wife's other car is a BROOM!"
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#4 Postby streetsoldier » Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:29 pm

"Don't laugh...it's PAID FOR"

"KEEP HONKING
I'm reloading"

"Driver only carries
$20 worth of ammo"

"A man with a gun is a CITIZEN
A man without one is a SUBJECT"

"For the first time in history, a modern nation has full gun registration.
Our streets wil be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -Adolf Hitler, 1938

My favorite trio...

"I FOUND IT!!!"

"I LOST IT!"

"I STEPPED IN IT"

And, then there is...

"Never mind the alarm
Beware of OWNER!"
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#5 Postby timNms » Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:00 pm

I like the last one :)
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#6 Postby hunter84 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:17 am

I think we all know someone like this. lol


The proctologist called
...they found your head.
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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:56 am

LOL! You guys are a hoot!
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Re: Bumperstickers

#8 Postby JCT777 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:29 am

LOL! :lol:

deb_in_fl wrote:Welcome to America
...now speak English


And this is a great number 1. 8-)
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#9 Postby CaptinCrunch » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:33 am

I like the "Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People"
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#10 Postby coriolis » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:54 pm

Remember when everyone had "save the whales" and "no nukes" bumperstickers? I made one that said "nuke the whales."
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#11 Postby firefighter16 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:59 pm

:lol:

I like the one......

" I miss my Ex, but my aim is improving "
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