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#1 Postby mf_dolphin » Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:21 pm

The Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud
and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each
of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in
turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking...... Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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#2 Postby stormraiser » Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:23 pm

:lol: That's great
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#3 Postby blizzard » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:08 pm

that was great, had me laughing instantly... :lol:
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#4 Postby VanceWxMan » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:31 pm

good one Marshall :) :D

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#5 Postby breeze » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:13 pm

I'm sending that one to my Baptist preacher
brother....HA! HA! ;) :lol:
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#6 Postby mf_dolphin » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:23 pm

As a Baptist Minister's kid that one really hit home! :-) Now where's my beer?
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#7 Postby bfez1 » Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:46 am

ROFL----- :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8 Postby JCT777 » Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:58 am

LOL! :lol: That was a good one. :)
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